Gabriel: hey baby
Gabriel: did it hurt
Gabriel: when you fell from heaven?
Lucifer: you're a fucking dick
IT'S A CHICKEN STRIP.
causeallidoisdance: slumberblues: ...
i hate bugs when im rich and i see a bug in my...
thenotoriouskec: maticus: Fifty Shades of Grey narrated by Gilbert Gottfried dying This is amazing
cholalife: f4lconpunch: -uhhleeseeuhh: im-a-walking-paradox: they thought he was taking a picture…awkward that was probably the single most awkward thing I’ve ever seen in my life the black guy on the left LOL I’m dead. omg.
Getting a good grade in your worst subject
The absolute worst things in the world.
loldoaflip: little-conquerors: thefunnygentleman: this is everything that pisses me the fuck off house centipede? oh HELL naw